Dave

"I was just talking to Dave"
"Who"?
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Dave

The only thing Dave drinks is Madrinas Coffee, now with 20% off using code krtzyy!
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Dave

A dave is a person who makes everybody else shake their head in frustration. They are quite frustrating even if well intentioned
How could anyone think that was a good idea? It must be a Dave thing.
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Dave

An extremely old man now viewed as a relic which dates back to before the Birth of christ. Legends say he was one of Jesus’ diciples, and Also took A big part in various battles and wars throughout the history. He is probably Most known for his contribution in the battle of waterloo. Even though he had big influence in the mongolian war, and Even the french revolution. Hes just extremely old.
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Dave

My discord husband who plays mano all the time
Ethan#1- Mom, wheres dad?

Me#1- He's probably pretending to be a cop on mano again because he can't be a real one. You know just being a Dave.
by Imdiscordmarried July 9, 2019
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Dave

some guy in a wheel chair with an adopted son, a midget farmer with anger issues for a friend, was an algebra teacher, and has the power to get transported into a third dimensional realm when under extreme stress.
guy 1: holy shit is that dave from Friday Night Funkin': Vs. Dave and Bambi??
guy 2: yeah lol
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Daveing

The traditional form of listening to Dave Matthews Band, whether live or recorded, it is growing in popularity especially in suburban areas amongst high school students.
Guy 1: Yo what are you doing tonight?
Guy 2: Idk yet I was thinking about Daveing and hanging out with some bros, and maybe some LAX
Guy 1: That's a mistake
by TRich1441 June 8, 2009
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