Van Damage

a:fuckin shit up like Jean Claude Van Dam
b:defeating your enemys under incredible odds..once again just liek Jean Claude Van Dam!!!!!

Hey bro, watch me do some "Van Damage" on these scenester faggots with this here crowbar.

by Jarrod Van Damage January 16, 2005

9 Damage

When you shoot pointblank at someone’s head and you do 9 dmg cuz Fortnite is “consistent” with shotguns

NIGGA HOW DF DID I HIT 9 DAMAGE WITH A PUMP AT POINT BLANK?!

by HoodedMelon July 19, 2018

Roman War Helmet with Battle Damage

Variation of Roman War Helmet, but with enough force to cause a black eye and bloody nose.

When i gave her the roman war helmet with battle damage, she got two black eyes and a bloody nose.

by Fadded June 12, 2009

brain damage

Damage to the brain, usually defined by dead brain cells which would otherwise survive, is known to be caused by several things:
-fetal alcohol syndrome
-being constantly on speed for about 3 days
-large quantities of Ecstasy (a massive overdose)
-incompetently synthesized synthetic drugs
-being constantly drunk for about 3 days
-being hit on the head reeeal hard (see child abuse)
-being raised by fundies
Many people will claim that *any* mind-altering substance causes brain damage, but since this has never been scientifically demonstrated, these people are generally ignorant. See Church of Voodoo Pharmacology (assuming the editors have accepted it).

The general result is retardation, and it can cause the victim to join the fundies or other cults. It can also cause epilepsy, which can increase the ease of acceptance in a fundie cult because many of them view seizures as divine possession.

Popular exponents of brain damage include Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson, George W. Bush, the KKK, and Ronald Reagan. The latter was so evil that his brain attempted suicide, causing Alzheimer's disease.

by jazzriff October 14, 2005

what's your damage?

"what is your problem?"

basically the same thing, except replacing problem with damage makes you sound twenty years out of date

Barack: "Senator McCain, what's your damage?"
John: "My damage, Senator is you!"

by PSONBT December 9, 2008

Quad Damage

A fucking great Alternative Metal band from North-West London.

www.facebook.com/quaddamageband

www.soundcloud.com/quaddamage

"Dude, Quad Damage rip shit up!"

by RoflcopterSoiSoiSoiSoi January 15, 2012

psychic damage

damage caused when something's so dumb, crazy, nonsensical, etcetera that it hurts to experience

watching PragerU videos gave me psychic damage - the fact that two oil billionares can fund a project that successfully spreads completely unsubstantiated claims is actually insane

by AnotherUrbanDictionaryUser March 2, 2023