by BriconXtreme2 December 31, 2010
Get the Afro-Cubit mug.La Cusine did the best pizzas in Bristol Town, the 16 inch Le Pepperoni, mix grill, the mexican, charquteri or the legendary grease-galore Meat feast. So many memories the friendly staff, the random pictures of dogs and motorcycles on the wall and most importantly the cheapest prices. Now though; the shutters have been down for a year or two, thus Bristolians depair at the demise of La Cusine: Our take away you can never fully take away from our hearts... now I'm off to cry allover a shitty Mccain's Microwavable Pizza.
Nick- Remember that delicious Pizzaria - La Cusine?
Ben- Of course! I'm not a Lobotomized Sausage Muncher.
Nick- Well some say..They saw smoke rising from the chimneys. The factory was back in business! But not a single person has been seen going into La Cusine, or coming out of it! I think it's oompa loompas or illegal imigrant workers.
Ben- Keep dreaming La Cusine is no more. Besides oompa loompas are extinct while imigrants are smelted down and turned into WD40 & kebab meat.
Nick- You make an interesting point, but please leave my bathroom I need to shave my legs.
Ben- No.
Nick- Yes.
Ben- ok
Ben- Of course! I'm not a Lobotomized Sausage Muncher.
Nick- Well some say..They saw smoke rising from the chimneys. The factory was back in business! But not a single person has been seen going into La Cusine, or coming out of it! I think it's oompa loompas or illegal imigrant workers.
Ben- Keep dreaming La Cusine is no more. Besides oompa loompas are extinct while imigrants are smelted down and turned into WD40 & kebab meat.
Nick- You make an interesting point, but please leave my bathroom I need to shave my legs.
Ben- No.
Nick- Yes.
Ben- ok
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