Curdled Menstrual Chunks

A mentrual flow that has passed its expiration date and has become rife with mold, bile and excretory chunks.

I tried to eat out Michelle, but her lack of hygiene, combined with the time of the month, resulted in my getting a mouthful of curdled menstrual chunks.

by TastyChunks January 7, 2010

National cuddle day

On April 11th you have to cuddle with someone you love for 20 minutes

Today is National cuddle day

by Moneymadesis May 24, 2018

cuddlesturbate

when one is so lonely that they resort to cuddling themselves/by themselves

Mary: Yeah, Jordan was gone last night, so I had to cuddlesturbate.
Colleen: That's so sad!

by nayshuh April 19, 2011

cuddle my wrist

verb: to gift someone a wrist watch

Girlfriend: What do you want for Christmas?
Boyfriend: Cuddle my wrist

by Slaytoven July 6, 2018

Monkey Cuddle

When a person who has the habitus of a monkey hugs you in bed and wraps their tail (i.e. free leg) around you. Very warming, like an electric blanket.

On cold nights, my boo monkey cuddles me, and I feel toasty and horny.

by PoopsdellaOops February 17, 2009

cuddle bitch

(n) a guy who never gets to sleep with a girl but gets to have intimate moments with her like cuddling, spooning, or otherwise being affectionate. This guy makes up for the lack of intimacy in that females relationship.

That poor guy is being used as a cuddle bitch, when will he see he is being used?

by DDRfReAkA March 23, 2003

Special Cuddle

To have sexual intercourse with someone. Similar in meaning to shag, fuck, root or lay.

At a bar or park or anywhere for that matter...

Me>"'ello georgeous, fancy a special cuddle"

Girl>"Fuck off nimrod. Go die in a fire"
or
Girl>"Fuck off" walks away.

Me>"Mkay. See ya later *pointy knee bitatch*"

by mrpere September 13, 2006