Savage Cucumber

The dankest meme lord. This is "the man" that gets all the bitches. They be eatin outta the palm of his hand

Laron: Yo that's my boi DeShawn over there

Tyrone: the one surrounded by the twerkin bitches? He looks like a real "Savage Cucumber"

by Savage Cucumber May 20, 2016

golden cucumber

Wrap your dick in 24k gold and go to town

Not only is he rich he's also huge! Last night he gave me the golden cucumber. This morning it looked like I was pissing goldschlagger.

by Blast Nice February 21, 2018

Soggy Cucumber

When you get your dick sucked for over 24 hours.

My girlfriend gave me a soggy cucumber last night.

by jimmy fransico May 5, 2010

cucumber play

the act of playing with your partners cucumber, taking it one step further than heavy petting, or what is often known as "dry humping"

jenn and that boy are getting pretty serious. they arent yet banging, but that slut is giving him some serious cucumber play.

by bitch call me the mayor February 18, 2009

Seedless cucumber

A man who has been fixed (vasectomy) has a "seedless cucumber"

I can't get pregnant, he has a seedless cucumber!

by L.Secret December 9, 2016

Pizza and cucumbering

A complicated sex act with many steps. First, you shove a cucumber up a girls vagina, and then you let the juice drip onto a pizza. Then, you roll the pizza around the cucumber like it’s a burrito. 🌯 Finally, you eat it like a burrito and let the juices run down your chin and the girl licks them. 👅

Hey yo timsha do you wanna meet in the back room at dominos for a nice juicy session of pizza and cucumbering? I wanna shove that cucumber so far up there and it’s gonna make the pizza turn into a fucking wet towel.

by benthelobstaaa🤤 September 16, 2018

Frozen cucumber

When a woman is aroused but has no toys so she fills a condom with her own piss and sets it in the freezer till its frozen solid and uses it in anyway she likes.

"I had no one with me at home so I did a frozen cucumber", said Karen

by Sir_spermy_boy April 27, 2019