by JQNews June 11, 2018
Get the Cucumber milkmug. Not only is he rich he's also huge! Last night he gave me the golden cucumber. This morning it looked like I was pissing goldschlagger.
by Blast Nice February 21, 2018
Get the golden cucumbermug. by jimmy fransico May 5, 2010
Get the Soggy Cucumbermug. the act of playing with your partners cucumber, taking it one step further than heavy petting, or what is often known as "dry humping"
jenn and that boy are getting pretty serious. they arent yet banging, but that slut is giving him some serious cucumber play.
by bitch call me the mayor February 18, 2009
Get the cucumber playmug. by L.Secret December 9, 2016
Get the Seedless cucumbermug. When a penis can not under any circumstances get an erection it is like a wilted cucumber.
Girls and some guys have been known to use cucumbers as sex toys, but a wilted cucumber is just no use to anyone.
Unlike whiskey dick or normal impotency. Even viagra cannot cure a bad case of the wilted cucumber.
Girls and some guys have been known to use cucumbers as sex toys, but a wilted cucumber is just no use to anyone.
Unlike whiskey dick or normal impotency. Even viagra cannot cure a bad case of the wilted cucumber.
Gary was so turned off by that girls nasty fetish that his chub turned into a wilted cucumber and he could not recover not matter how many viagra pills he inhaled.
by Rudy M. Fields March 18, 2010
Get the Wilted Cucumbermug. by god6669 March 20, 2020
Get the Larry the Cucumbermug.