chron flust

an event in which you were chronically flustered

I had a chron flust last night

by The Chron Flustinator October 29, 2007

Chrondezvous

1. An agreement between two or more persons to meet at a designated place and time, for the purposes of smoking or ingesting cannabis.

2. The smoking/ingesting session(or "sesh") itself.

3. The designated, pre-determined meeting place where, there-in, one or more people go to smoke and/or ingest cannabis.

While sitting at home one lazy, reefer-deprived afternoon, our most humble and auspicious narrator devises a scheme that will assuredly solve all of his current problems. And so, he reaches for his telephone:

Cole- "yo, whattup dawg?"

Jen- "just jangin."

Cole- "I can dig it. Chrondezvous?"

Jen- "You read my FUCKING mind! Duck pond?"

Cole- "Hellz yeah! Don't forget your papers!"

by Cole from North Van October 15, 2008

Chronic Asshole Disease

An affliction in which a person cannot cease on being a total Asshole.

Eric can't help being a "prick" he's got Chronic Asshole Disease.

by Nora & JP August 31, 2008

Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles

Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles, T:SCC or SCC was a show that aired on FOX between 2008 and 2009. It follows Sarah Connor, her son John Connor and their terminator protector Cameron Phillips.
It takes place between the movies Terminator:2 and Terminator:3.

When they moved Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles to Friday night it was the beginning of the end.

by Anei March 11, 2009

Chronic Masturbatory Syndrome

Chronic Masturbatory Syndrome is an affliction given to any person, male or female, normally around puberty, adulthood, and even in old age.

The telltale signs of Chronic Masturbatory Syndrome, or CMS, is very clear. The afflicted person may seem fidgety at points, and express their sexual fantasies.

Then comes the time when they masturbate. A lot.

We're talking 3 to 9 times a day.

This will happen at random times, and can pop up at any time.

They'll look at the most depraved porn just to get off.

This is a condition affecting many, and there is no known cure.

"Hey dude, are you feeling okay?"

"Man, I got a bad case of CMS."

"Chronic Masturbatory Syndrome? I'll get the tissue paper."

by ShantyMan69t February 12, 2013

chron turismo

when ur high and u zone out while driving exceeding the speed limit by a vast number

ohh man phil u just did an 80 in a 40 mile zone "dude he cant hear you hes in chron turismo"

by chris heedo June 12, 2008

Chronically Online

Any take that is so obscenely outside the realm of normal human discourse that it could solely happen in an internet echo chamber. The kinda take that you only hear on social media sites like reddit, where you can curate exactly who you're talking too, so you know that at any given moment, everyone agrees with your ridiculous take, thus enabling you to go even more insane.

Expect it to be coming from a dumbass 14 year old who's punching it in on their iPad, cause if they said it irl, their parents would smack them upside the head and then change the wifi password.

Not necessarily political, but often, and not necessarily on any side of any political group, but typically leftist or libertarian.

"Hey, child slavery should be legal, cause it's not the government's job to prevent it. I mean... it's still wrong and we should shame people for doing it, but let's legalize it. Just on principle."

"Oh my god, that was the most chronically online take I've ever heard, where'd you get that one, the Libertarian party of New Hampshire's twitter?"
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"Personally I think that it's absurd we allow men to give out the nobel prize, it just makes them solely choose advancements that benefit them. They should be exclusively for women or nonbinary people."

"FFS, I know that you heard that in a 400 reply twitter thread when you were scrolling through that app all day last night."

by U735 September 19, 2021