Alabama fudge cruncher

Only in Alabama it is when a person rolls a freshly released turd and roasted honey peanuts and gives it to somebody to ingest

Hey Billy remember how Mrs Johnson gave me an f on my science test well I gave her a good old Alabama fudge cruncher just to show her how appreciative I am.

by Goochflaps December 29, 2023

crunchers

best minecraft player of all time, has never lost a minecraft match ever

usually seen shitting on ziblackinggg

dude, crunchers is just the fucking BEST

by crunchers October 26, 2019

crunchers

Name camp counselors have for young campers, owing to their inability to walk through the woods quietly, used disparagingly to indicate their overall cluelessness.

Listen up, crunchers! Today we're going to learn how to tie knots and sneak up on unsuspecting dupes from Camp Wassamatta from across the lake.

by Conan the Grammarian March 10, 2009

Cruncher

Cruncher (Offensive; Noun):
Definition: A person who consumes the majority of their caloric intake by chewing solid food.

I wish I could talk to Fred but I found out he's a full blown cruncher.
Really?!
Yea...
What a fucking weirdo, get on the HUEL train.

by HUELER2k21 September 26, 2021

Spot Cruncher

I am sitting next to him right now. I made a hat for him. Also goes by the name of The Devil. Likes to eat, metal. Hates, holes (in cheese). Thank You.

"GeT THAT F**KING HOLY CHEESE AWAY FROM ME. BEFORE I EAT YOUR KNIFE AND FALK"

by John Ball November 18, 2004

Salmon cruncher

A beastly looking woman from Michigan’s U.P. That’s not much to look at but will keep you warm on a cold U.P. Night .

Damn Joe it’s freezing out there tonight. Guess I’ll finish the beer and grab me a salmon Cruncher and head home for the night.

by Housebroke February 20, 2022

Gravel Cruncher

Gravel Cruncher - someone who has horribly crooked teeth and doesn't care to fix them. Someone who smokes crack excessively, as a result loses teeth Can also be considered a "gravel cruncher".

I would hook up with dude, if his teeth weren't fighting for position in his mouth. What a gravel cruncher!

by BotanWuuut May 10, 2018