The act of taking a pair of pliers to rip off a woman’s clitoris, then blowing a large cloud of meth smoke in her asshole while shooting her family
Went to the bank today and the woman in line was being a bitch, so i gave her the california clit cruncher and she shut up really quickly
by BigCocobutterD May 1, 2019

by queuesdechat April 12, 2022

by Mudsub December 6, 2021

Cruncher (Offensive; Noun):
Definition: A person who consumes the majority of their caloric intake by chewing solid food.
Definition: A person who consumes the majority of their caloric intake by chewing solid food.
I wish I could talk to Fred but I found out he's a full blown cruncher.
Really?!
Yea...
What a fucking weirdo, get on the HUEL train.
Really?!
Yea...
What a fucking weirdo, get on the HUEL train.
by HUELER2k21 September 26, 2021

An act of felatio delivered to a Cornishman, featuring the sporadic use of teeth on the member. As such, a Cornish cruncher is best delivered by someone with protruding front teeth.
by Bayesoir December 31, 2019

A derogatory term that originated in the 1930's Australian depression, referring to unemployed people in line for the free food van.
by Chow Chomper October 1, 2015

I am sitting next to him right now. I made a hat for him. Also goes by the name of The Devil. Likes to eat, metal. Hates, holes (in cheese). Thank You.
by John Ball November 18, 2004
