Country Crock 

A spit roast with the entire family.

A Country Crock with my brother and sister is fun, but it's way more fun with mom and dad.

Country Crock by horny_toad69 August 14, 2019

Chris crock 

Meaning “ok” or “cool” similar to the term “bet”

“Dude you got that promotion you wanted? Chris crock!”

Or

“You need some crud? Alright. Chris crock.”

Chris crock by Chris crock 1 June 21, 2018

Dirty Crock Pot 

When you take a shit and forget to flush, leaving it to sit and 'stew' for an extended period of time.

Mike's dirty crock pot stained my toilet bowl for a month.

Dirty Crock Pot by notlef September 14, 2010

country crock 

In a way similar to the anonymous character's of the infamous butter commercials who communicate using two fingers, two finger swipe your girlfriend's (or boyfriend's) butt, just enough to obtain some butt butter, then jam your fingers into their nostrils.

I am going to country crock your ass!

You got country crocked.

Jack just gave his girlfriend Jill the old country crock!!!

country crock by Dirty Jon March 5, 2011

Will got a crock pot 

exclamation indicating that what you are talking about doesn't matter to anyone but you

Megan: So, I was walking down the street, and I stubbed my toe. And it hurt!

Mike: OMG, Will got a crock pot.

Megan: Did I tell you about that? Isn't that awesome?

Mike: Yeah, NOT awesome.

Will got a crock pot by ChuckChaser69 June 11, 2009

Big Nigga Crock Pot Dick 

A nigga with his dick inside a Crock pot

He stupid af. He a big nigga Crock Pot dick

Big Nigga Crock Pot Dick by Dat One Nibba February 5, 2019

that's a crock (of shit) 

that is not true/bullshit/crap.

that's a crock (of shit) by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant October 13, 2003