Cranking

The act of having a crap and a wank at the same time, not impossible for females but normally practiced by males who use the pressure of the crap on their G-Spot to aid their stimulation. Most easily achieved sitting backwards on the toilet, but almost impossible to achieve after a weekend on the Guinness, due to the horrendous smell ruining the boner.

Sorry I was so long in the toilet, I was cranking.

by Tarmageddon April 3, 2021

Cranking the Jack

A term derived from "Jacking Off" and the act of lifting a car with a jack. A jack is cranked, which can be tough on the wrists. So can masturbating. So there you go!

"My wrists hurt, I was cranking the jack last night."
"Did you get a blowout?"
"Several" (winks)

by thecelticworrier April 20, 2021

cringing

to mentally binge on thoughts about one's existence that arouse feelings of disgust or embarrassment about one's self

"I've spent many sleepless nights during the pandemic mentally cringing myself into a state of deep despair and self loathing."

by SalvyZ May 2, 2021

Chinking Kick

the only way chickens can do combat, by chinkin kicking.

'The chicken just killed someone by performing a chinking kick'

by Snargusford January 22, 2022

cringing

Cringing- Simply cringe but its more cringe

thats lowkey cringing

by cringing January 29, 2022

Cranking 90's

You just build fighted the A.I Chunky bird and destroyed him

"I just cranked some 90's on this chunky bird" "I was Cranking 90's on this Chunky bird"

by GOD IS ME HAHAHAHA December 13, 2021

Cronking

The indefinite need to express your pain in a game or victory in a game using a word. I made up this word randomly.

Person 1: *Going beast mode in a game*
Person 1: I'm CRONKING!! omg IM GETTING CRONKED!!!!!!

by MusicalCondom January 2, 2022