Crib Crow

1.)A lower class prostitute which refusues to believe you do not need her services anymore.
2.)A psycopathic girlfriend that will neevr leave you and hangs around your house all day. This is dispite the fact you left her years ago, got married, had a family. . She is now called the maid so the kids dont get confused.

"yo dat crib crow be stankin up yo apartment, you best be callin an exterminator. .or the cops"

by Paco Ice January 14, 2009

Crib Creps

Does what it says on the tin really. creps (shoes) for your crib (house). so slippers.

Me: MA! check out dese new crib creps i just bagged down the primark. got all soft fluff on em en all!

by Wagwan dickhead January 20, 2021

Crib Bumper

Someone who comes over to your house just for sex (and possibly weed), then leaves.

"Sorry I didn't answer your text, had a crib bumper over for a couple hours."

by sinna lol April 21, 2021

cyber crib

Your standing Zoom room.

1. Office hours will be held in Adam's cyber crib, Wednesday 3-4 pm.
2. Out of an abundance of caution, our Passover family seder will once again be held virtually. I will send the link for my cyber crib a few days ahead of the holiday.

by KittyinQueens January 30, 2022

muh crib

My house/ where I live

Welcome to muh crib

by biddaddy420 September 27, 2017

Crib rot

The smell of a baby that has been in its crib for too long without being bathed.

Omg when was the last time that baby has been bathed, it smells like crib rot.

by douche-bag 00892 February 7, 2010

crib dick

when someone who is falling short in length makes up a lie about why their dick is small. their reason is when they were a baby, they tried to escape from their crib, and their dick got caught on a part of the crib, ripping a piece off and making it shorter.

steve has crib dick.

by the ultimate secret2 April 14, 2008