Buttery Crease

What happens when you can't seem to wipe enough, especially after a long night of drinking.
Symptoms include:
Burning and itching
Consistent need to go to the restroom and wipe
Brown skid in your underwear
Feeling like someone intentionally put grease between your butt cheeks

Patient: "I can't seem to shake this feeling doctor. I keep going to the bathroom and trying to clean myself but it doesn't seem to work. A few minutes later, I am standing there again and it comes right back."

Doctor: "You are suffering from a buttery crease."

Or with your friends:
1st guy: "Dude, why are you in the bathroom all the time?"
2nd guy: "I've got a buttery crease."

by rocket chic January 19, 2013

cum crease

When an errant of ejaculant sprays and lands on ones pants and left to dry over night, sticking ones pants together.

Dude! Is that a cum crease?

by Olive but hole May 9, 2016

Gamer Crease

When you have a shitty sitting position while gaming for hours and then you get a line on your stomach.

Just ignore that line, it's just my gamer crease.

by A fuckin’ idiot September 10, 2020

poon crease

A giant fat pussy camel toe

"Damn is yo crotch hungry? cuz its eatin yo pants!"

by Nick March 30, 2005

Assassin's Crease

A crease or gash in the male genitalia of astounding girth.

Girl 1: Blowing John hasn't been the same since he got that assassin's crease.
Girl 2: What do you mean?
Girl 1: There's a huge crease in his dick from wearing those tight jeans.
Girl 2: Oh, my boy has one too, he got ran over by a snowboarder!

by cockles December 30, 2012

Grease crease

Grease crease is the crease in-between the thighs and buttocks/hips from a front vantage point generally visible while a female is seated. This majetic sighting is more prominent on thicker women.

The praxis of sliding your phalanges inside of the Grease Crease while shellacking your bae from the back will warrant a euphoric sensation.

by Phillyman215 December 29, 2016

Gamer crease

When you're hair gets pushed down leaving a crease from a headset

Max: look at Kierans gamer crease.
Joe: that's so bad.

by Plats_ November 12, 2019