Crawfed Out

When somebody has too much to drink and end up passing out where ever they are.

Sepehr: Yo did you see Bayley last night he just passed out on the floor.
Jeffrey: Yea I know he totally crawfed out.

by flaffus master June 7, 2010

crafty butcher

A male homosexual - one who likes to take his meat around the back.

"A fayre visaged manne was in the partee,
Lipsed of voyse, and limpe of wriste eek.
Ful wynsomme a crafty butcher was he,
We played heide thee sausage and I could not sitte downe for a weeke."
- Geoffrey Chaucer, Prologue to the Canterbury Tales

by HMB March 16, 2003

craft attack

When a WoW player has a sudden urge to go home and play World of Warcraft despite anything happening around them.

Tim: Hey bro you wanna hit this party?
Fred: Paladin
Tim: What?
Fred: Sorry man, had a craft attack

by erterton June 9, 2010

crafty sniff

when during fore play, run your fingers over the minge then casually brush them under your nose. Then you know if it's worth having sushi

pete ran his hand up janes leg and dipped his fingers in her pond... He didn't fancy a swim after the upwards breeze and the crafty sniff

by smellypoostick December 7, 2010

Craftsmith

An agent of awesome, creating any and everything necessary for a creative performance or genuinely great things. Capable of generating or repurposing anything.

A: He built a lightsaber out of the contents of my pocket!
B: Woah! He must be a Craftsmith!

by The Original Craftsmith October 15, 2014

craftingrox

A mysterious being who roams the internet.

I saw craftingrox last night!

by IMNOTYOUHAHA May 24, 2006

craft beer

An industry of weird concoctions invented to disprove the mostly true notion that American beer is shit. Which actually proves that they knew it already.

What is this piss... craft beer?

by jinx-e June 1, 2016