Crank

A verb. To craftily masturbate or wank, usually in the same room as peers.

Dean: Where has Luke gone of to?
Pétur: I'd say hes off having a wee crank to himself.
Dean: Ah yeah the crafty wee wanker.

by DeanCleversupid December 29, 2009

crank

the cramp you experience while enduring a long wank

Damn i ve been jackin for 8 hours now i have serious crank!!!

by mushroommonty June 28, 2006

crank

cheap meth cooked by inner city bikers and metal head as well as by inner city ethnic gangs

really crappy shit. ( _<O>_ )

by o_O/` teh fuk ? June 11, 2006

crank

Cheap meth useually made in someone's bacement.

Hey, you know where i can score some crank?

by Justin June 11, 2006

crank

To punch someone extremely hard

Ko cranked that dude so hard he went down in one hit!

by EmperorKO June 11, 2006

crank

appendage

are you yanking my crank?

by Bernie June 11, 2006

Crank

1 Australian Slang: To Masterbate

2. Kickass movie with the legend that is Jason Statham.

1. Man i had a crank before, was gewd.

2. man i cant beleive Jason statham can possibly exist and outcool both chuck norris and god.

by Pariahzero June 1, 2009