Cram bar

Where people in north western Sydney go to pick up not only the local talent but an STI or two

“Ready for Cram Bar bro?”
“Nah Cunt no where near fucked up enough!”

by Mr Boombastic 2756 October 17, 2017

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Cram

Cram- a mushy substance that if laid out in the sun for a fortnight will be stronger than iron, steel or any kind of metal. It can also be eaten either by soup or meat sadly I cant tell you how or why cram is made sorry only the pros can know cram can also be smoked like a joint or injected into the thigh if injected anywhere else you will OD OK DONT INJECT IT INTO YOUR PENIS IT WONT GROW IN WILL INVERT!!! Get at a cram shack or a cram stall near you! It also comes with a verious flavours like cram, Berry cram, very berry cram.
All credits to ted nivison on YouTube or twitch.

"Hey bro u want to shoot up some cram"
"hey kid you got any CRAAAAAM"
"would you like cram, very cram very berry cram or berry cram"
"WTF is CRAAAAM"

by Jaffa pope January 30, 2021

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When someone or something gets hit really hard/destroyed.

*Tom Brady getting his ACL destroyed by Bernard Pollard

Me: CRAM!

by oTDAWGo October 15, 2021

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cram hard

Someone named Cam a.k.a. cock bugler that is so gay that he is called a new more queer name.

Cam woke up with no clothes on and making gay comments, so Michal called him cram hard, and it was damn necessary.

by PeePee December 10, 2003

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An unfortunate situation, event, or bind; to screw over or get screwed over. Can be used in lighthearted or serious situations.

"Dude, the teacher gave us extra homework over the weekend; what a cram." "Bro, we got crammed last night at work. So many freaking customers came in during the last ten minutes". "Welp, looks like democracy has died. That's a mega-cram for sure."

by anonymous September 24, 2025

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