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A cow is a carnivorous animals and are hostile. They will kill you and attack you. When it's heart stops the 3 stomachs pump acid in to the heart making it explode and create a 10 foot crater in the ground. Everyone within 20 feet will die.
Your walking through the dark woods and then you get hit. You look behind you and see a Cow. You stab the cow and start skinning it because you haven't eaten in days. Then you hear a hiss.
Cow by EpicSheepMan August 10, 2016
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What you call someone that is really fat
cow by zuhazana August 5, 2016
You are the dumbest redneck, a COW it doesn't go moo and it isn't a Condo On Wheels, it's a fucking trailer, what

a dumbass condo, on wheels....
COW by WGOMBAR November 5, 2010
An animal or a person whom eats a lot, or the person blocking your way in the supermaket with the super large booty
1:hey stop eating your such a COW!! if you keep eating you might just look like one
cow by OMGsosexy January 11, 2013
Acronym for cranky old woman; over-bearing older woman who has limited emotional and physical flexibility
Yeh, I saw her last week and man what a CoW, I need to stick to younger women.
CoW by augustjj811 August 2, 2015