to cow

to suck a pregnant woman's lactating nipples.

Jon: Yo Emily! You would think that my wife's pregnancy would be the worst nine months of my life, but its not.
Emily: Why is that Jon?
Jon: Because i get to cow her when im thirsty!
Emily: Oh Jon!

by Barnyard Fun June 2, 2009

Cow

1. A female animal, usually cattle.
2. Anal sex, with plenty of "astro-lube"

"I am in the mood for some cow, right now, how now brown cow" - Butcher
"mmm bitch, its time for cow" - Male

by Evan Case February 24, 2008

Cow

A person in a multiplayer game on the online WORMnet who does not follow the rules.

Die, you cow!

Cow.

by UFO Ninja December 11, 2007

COW

COW refers to "Can of Whupp'in", a slightly more politically correct derivative of "Can of Whup Ass".

Yo, buddy, don't make me bring in the COW. Or, I'm about to open up a COW...

by Kman061 December 25, 2007

Cow

Goes moo

Cow goes Moooooo fekker

by Fjsbwbsodidbw April 25, 2019

Cow

To cow (verb):
Derived from Bart Simpson's expression, "don't have a cow, man." Essentially, "to cow" is "to bitch" or "to freak." It is often used as a term of derision for ones mother.

"Dude! Vince's mom found his stash last night, and she was totally cowing, man."

by Arthur September 28, 2003

COWS

the cops or as know as the pigs

The COWS busted that chick's party last night.

by Michelle420 April 27, 2008