cooter smooch

Cooter Smooch: A slang term for cunnilingus. Best used in a southern accent.

i.e. "My old lady loves when I give her a good cooter smooch.

by mikeyvengeance January 26, 2015

cooter bear

A vagina that loves cock so much it eats it like a bear eats salmon.

Shay loves Tony's cock so much that her cooter bear ate it all up.

by 31B20 January 2, 2016

hoover cooter

Simple a vagina that sucks dick. A woman with skills using her pussy to massage and rythmically squeeze a penis like a milking machine on a cow's tit. A slut that (very well)screws everybody but you.

Dude, she is such an asshole. She uses you. How can you stand her. She's not that good looking, either. I don't get it. WTF?

(looking timid) Man, I can't help it. I got sucked in by the hoover cooter. I can't leave the most amazing piece of ass evar. It's like screwing a moist, hot, gentle vacuum cleaner. I'm numb.

by Pors Lynn Throne May 11, 2008

candy copter

the act of doing a swedish helicopter using a russian candycane

dude me and that chick we so did the candy copter last night

by nymphreak July 11, 2009

Gobble Copter

The act of motor-boating another person's buns or thighs. Ladies love this seductive use of skin-slapping cheek movement. Gobble sounds make it all the better.

I can't wait to go home so you can give me a furious gobble copter! - mom

by Westside47 April 16, 2015

cow cooter

It's in the name.{a big cooter

That hurt my cow cooter!

by cow cooter April 8, 2019

Cheeter-Chotter

Another word for cheese stick.

"Yo, Danny, gimmie my cheeter-chotter back."

by Muffler man May 29, 2019