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Corvette

Boomer: Back in my day we used domestic muscle cars instead of those imports that all the snowflakes drive nowadays.
Also boomer: I'll have you know my corvette is much faster than the NSX.
Me: Ok boomer!
by jotaro123456 November 17, 2020
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Corvette Syndrome

A man who over-compensates for a small penis, genital deficiency, unattractive body, lack of personality and/or unattractive face, by flashing cash, or purchasing expensive items that he doesn't use, in an attempt to impress others.
Bobs trophy wife says he just purchased a new Harley Davidson, but he's never rode a motorcycle before. Apparently he's hung like a cashew, and suffers from "Corvette Syndrome".
by rattmutt June 19, 2020
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Corvette

The prototypical small penis compensation and lack of personality machine.

The car unattractive men buy or lease to make sure they are seen in said machine, in hopes of attracting a trophy wife. Usually owned by a completely self-important douchebag. Deserving a pinky, not a thumbs up...."way to go tiny"
"If I had to take one up the ass, I would choose a Corvette owner so I couldn't feel it"
by rattmutt June 19, 2020
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Corvette

Corvette guy-“Get in baby.”
Hot girl-“Omg you have a corvette, totally!!”
by James_Godwin February 12, 2018
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Chase Corvette

The 2020 model of the corvette
by Hatslippers May 6, 2018
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Nice projection lmao. When I run out of vbucks I always load back up with the $90 option because thats about as much as it costs to refill my Corvette. It's no big deal to me because I have steady income.
Nice projection lmao. When I run out of vbucks I always load back up with the $90 option because thats about as much as it costs to refill my Corvette. It's no big deal to me because I have steady income.
by Sudor5183 November 16, 2023
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red Corvette

An idiom is used to refer to a dream that may or may not be attainable.
Going out with her is like a red Corvette!
by Me Roboto January 3, 2023
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