A cooter claw is a hand that has been infected with elephantitas and will absolutely destroy any women’s cooch when it’s necessary.
“He was fingering me last night and it wasn’t hittin the spot, so I told him to wip out the cooter claw and part of my cooch fell off!”
by Look up boof assist May 26, 2019

My roommate was fooling around with some guy in my bed last night and when I went to go sleep, there was cooter goo all over my sheets.
by Bob Orzon December 11, 2003

by Axnx November 18, 2016

by wizzlewazzle July 2, 2009

by andy123150r8 March 10, 2008

Wise in the things of all things Cooter. Having a deep understanding of the outdoors, breasts,booze and NASCAR.
I didn't know how to skin a deer and and bang a hot chick while cheering for Junior until I got Cooter Wise.
by crd79 January 14, 2008

by Barney dell October 16, 2018
