A comical failure to stimulate the female enetalia in behalf of the male. It is characterised by lightly tapping the front of the vagina in a harmless manner lacking real force or penetration.
Guy 1:"That guy just got slapped in that face by that girl" Guy 2:"Yeah, she was asleep and tried to give her a cooney job so she laughed and slapped him at the same time"
by pps123234 May 2, 2013
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Cooze- A superficial, shallow, provincial, and generally ignorant girl, who is so intellectually and socially repulsive, that their only redeeming qualities come in the from of sex appeal. They often sluts, and are commonly considered the most contemptable, worthless wastes of life on the planet.
Cooze- A superficial, shallow, provincial, and generally ignorant girl, who is so intellectually and socially repulsive, that their only redeeming qualities come in the from of sex appeal. They often sluts, and are commonly considered the most contemptable, worthless wastes of life on the planet.
My girl was fly, til she joined that sorority. Now I'm surrounded by coozery. But you know I still be bustin' them guts!
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That nigga on that coonory
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Get the coonered mug.The state of being cooned (robbed, stolen from, or otherwise threatened) , usually in an exceptionally aggressive, violent, and sexual manner.
“Bro, call the cops, i’m straight coonered right now!”
“Shelly walked home alone last night and was coonered”
“Shelly walked home alone last night and was coonered”
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