Cooned

A hot drunken mess and state of being where you rummage through food, destroy furniture, and try to have sex with everything.

Man that guy is so Cooned, he ate all the snacks and is trying to hook up.

by JohnnyBravvvo September 16, 2016

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coon, an alternative word for “nigga” or “nigger” most commonly used in the south and was brought about around the 1700’s during slavery because slave owners thought that black people looked like “raccoons” because of their dark skin and white eyes

“ur a stupid coon”
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“those coons ain’t doing that much good work recently”

by Fern Ybarra November 02, 2019

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the reason tfue go banned for a while

you fucking coon

by light snipe December 01, 2018

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a black person that steals shit

this coon just stole my bike

by jfewipe3uyfhenydgojfhg May 02, 2022

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Coon

Someone who does something so stupid it disgraces their race.

Nota Bene:

When calling someone a coon it is custom to elongate the vowels:
Coooooooon.

Kyrie: Clumsily drops their Popeyes $5 box spilling the remains on the floor, then picks up the chicken and mashed potatoes and proceeds to continue his meal.

Patrick: You coon!!!

by Pgambs November 13, 2017

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