Cookie Dough

God's greatest gift.

I wish I hadn't gotten my iTouch for Christmas. I would've rather settled with 1,000 gallons of cookie dough. (:

by omgliz August 11, 2008

that's the way the cookie crumbles

That's just the way it goes; shit happens.

I studied really hard for the test, but failed. I guess that's just the way the cookie crumbles.

by Laur0406 June 1, 2004

smart cookie

An individual who has impressed another person by completing or performing some kind of action, and in turn, are complimented.

"Bill, you are one smart cookie for finding a way to get that booger off your shirt without touching it" said Ted.

by madham January 12, 2009

cookie monster vocals

Another term for the various vocal stylings of genres related to progressive death metal. The vocals are incoherent growls, similar to those of Cookie Monster himself.

"Hey, can you understand what these motherfuckers are saying?"
"I don't think anybody can with those cookie monster vocals."

by rpg June 12, 2006

put that cookie down

When Arnold sees people eating his cookies, he yells this phrase, and eats them. Usually followed by this:

NAUGH!!!!!!!!!!!

"MMMM these cookies are so good."

"PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN, NAUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by donuthead7310 August 28, 2009

cookie monster

What comes after the letter "R". Also known as a funny Vine from Sesame Street.

Kermit the Frog and little girl: (singing) Q, R,

Little Girl: (giggling) Cookie Monster

Kermit: ...

by Joey Calvan December 3, 2017

Crayola Cookie

A Crayola Cookie is the favourite choice of snack for Antivaxxer Common Law Severing Citizens who tries to close down vaccination centres with bogus legal paper work and crime number 6029679 for a case that is not being investigated by the Met Police & was confirmed case closed on 12/01/2022

I see you are an AntiVaxxer Common Law Sovereign Citizen, would you like a Crayola Cookie to got with your meal?

by MoMoShaf January 18, 2022