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German Monkey Contraption

suspenders or any contraption to hold up the pants.
Hitler: I like the juice.
Rachel: thanks, their German Monkey Contraptions
by TwoFlamingFlamingos June 6, 2018
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1962 Van Euhton contraption

The 1962 Van Euhton contraption is torture bed layout with poisoned spikes and small footrest with hot coal under it. The fist level of torture for this is putting a chocker made of small bits of lead in the person's mouth. The second is inserting a small slit in the stomach and sticking a queen bee and we're the other bee's from the said queens Hive will go inside. The third is using a torch and lighting the eyes on fire. Then the person will die painfully and slowly
"Hey Jim how long have you put Richard on the 1962 Van Euhton contraption?"
by Grugmoment1999 January 16, 2020
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nut-butt contraption

a machine with a metal pipe connecting your wee-wee tip to your rectum. So when the operator of the machine ejaculates, all the semen funnels into his asshole in the hope of making the operator pregnant.
Rick: "Did you know Steve had a baby even though he's a man?"
Nick: "Yeah I heard he used a nut-butt contraption to make that happen."
Rick: "Damn, well how about that."
by the all-knowing boof May 24, 2023
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contrapting

To create something in a haphazard and improvisational manner.
I'm contrapting a plan to land this plane.
by Dictionary + August 11, 2016
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concrastinator

someone that gets things done early
Billy Ray Joe Bob called me a concrastinator because I got the term paper done a month early.
by LatinThunder April 12, 2017
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conception chicken

Conception Chicken is a game of sorts, in which a man and a woman decide not to use birth control and have unprotected sex and see who suggests using the morning after pill first.
My girlfriend and I decided to play conception chicken. She threw away her birth control today!
by chipmunk56 November 21, 2019
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Conception Roulette

When a bunch of guys each get a condom and poke a hole in one then put all of them in a bowl and each grab a random one
Hey babe I forgot to tell you, me and the boys played conception roulette a few months ago before we did it and I think I lost
by Dr knowsit January 23, 2020
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