beer commercial

1. Beer Commercial - (verb) - the act of pouring a carbonated beverage in such a way that the foam meniscus rises above the top of the glass and flows down the side.

Hey! Be careful pouring that or it's gonna beer commercial all over the floor.

by shisson February 7, 2013

viagra commercial

An older man with a younger woman

He: "Look at that couple. She looks so much younger than him."
She: "A regular Viagra commercial"

by zevg October 3, 2016

Car Commercial Band

A band who's music is seemingly made for the purpose of car commercials and is overall extremely shitty in any other setting.

I hate Imagine Dragons! They're a car commercial band.

by Stuff24 February 7, 2019

commercial dumb

Commercial dumb is the idiocy the people in TV commercials tend to show. They say and do things that no one in the right mind would ever do in reality. And the others in the ad are so dumb that they don't even find that behavior bizare.

Typical commercial: Retard #1 Duhhhhhh!!! This cell phone from Verizan Wireless can makes me cool!!! I'm gonna pull down my pants!
Retard #2 Wow what a great phone!! Now we can text each other! (Not noticing that retard #1's pants are down.
A real example would be an AT&T commercial in which someone looking out the window thought he was watching HDTV.
TV viewer: Those guys are so commercial dumb.

by I hate commercials August 25, 2008

Commercial Music

A typically indie or alternative-rock song that has a good beat and/or catchy lyrics, making it likely to be used in a television commercial.

Person A: Listen to this new Phoenix song!
Person B: It's good... but it sounds familiar. I think I've heard it before.
Person A: Yeah, it's commercial music

by AdmitIthipsters May 28, 2010

commercials

The reason why nobody watches TV anymore

Commercials ruined television

by Dubiks December 28, 2018

DIAMOND COMMERCIAL

When a man does something stupid a/o embarrasing a/o frivolous
for the "LOVE" of a woman.

OIL TRADER:..."So we're walking through the park...and we drop a blanket on the grass at the amphitheater...and as I
poured wine for us,I had JEFFREY OSBOURNE come out on stage and sing LOVE BALLAD...at which point I presented her with a 4ct. rock.-and a proposal.Cool,yeah?"

ARMS DEALER:"That is so fucking DIAMOND COMMERCIAL.Don't repeat it to anyone else.Congratulations."

by L.MARTIN December 5, 2005