Colonelingus

The act of eating KFC so voraciously that you can't tell if they're eating it or going down on it.

Watching bruce go down on a double down is pure colonelingus.

by Dead launch February 6, 2021

Coconut Oil

When your skills are worse than Dog Water and Rice Water combined

KID SHUT THE FUCK UP YOUR A DOG WATER COCONUT OIL SHITTER LITERALLY KYS

by SnowOz February 6, 2021

colong

A silly little body part located in the gluteus maximus.

Bro! You have poop in your colong!

by colonglover888 November 19, 2021

text cohones

1. Text balls or guts. When you can slag a person over text messages but in person you're too afraid or shy to slag them.

Person1: What you're too afraid to say it to my face!?
Person2: ...
Person3: Ah leave him alone, He has text cohones

by freshpseudo January 30, 2009

Banana-Coconut

A banana-coconut is a rare tropical fruit. They are long, slender, and round They range in length from 4 to 10 inches and average 1 to 2 inches in diameter. There are 4 main colors, black, yellow, red, and white. It grows on trees and is connected by a short stem. During the fall the tree drops its fruit. It discharges its seeds from the tip of the fruit in a gooey, white to clear liquid. The tree is rare because other trees cant grow under the tree, and thats where the seeds usually end up.

When tards try to talk to me, I distract them by saying banana-coconut

by Where's Tardo? January 21, 2011

Soggy Coconuts

Two very sweaty large hairy appendages that belong on a sexy man who speaks both Italian and English fluently.

Tawnya wants Bryan's soggy coconuts.

by Nix Wolfwood June 29, 2012

Backyard Colonic

Backyard Colonic is a hygienic procedure by introducing a stream of water into the body via the anus at relative high velocity with a garden hose. This procedure is typically conducted in preparation of vigorous anal sex session. The first backyard colonic was performed at a hippie’s cabbage patch in

Berkeley, California hence the origin of the name sake.

Mike had diarrhea but wanted a gang bang with a bunch of dudes at the local La Quinta so had a backyard colonic by the parking lot dumpster.

by @assonance December 10, 2013