Cockbooger

That little dribble of cum on the tip of your penis after a male orgasm.

Man after I jerked off I still had a cockbooger on my dick when I went to put my underwear back on. Shit's everywhere!

by ClitCommander May 30, 2018

Cockmonkey

A monkey that beats his cock all day and night and only takes a few breaks to eat a banana then proceeds to beat his cock while smoking a blunt out his asshole.

Jarrett: “I wish my monkey would do something with my life.”
Monkey: *Smokes a fat blunt out his asshole*
Jarrett: “That Cockmonkey keeps stealing my blunts and bananas”

by Jollikush Lawnmower July 25, 2018

cockmonster

A character I made up that is just a very large pp with eyes and it eats people but not before ejaculating into their mouths until they burst open 卐

My dog was overtaken by the cockmonster

by Mikaiel February 12, 2022

Conkmongrel

The sort of demonic possessed beast that your mother converts into after a bit twiddling session with her master.

“Man, Jason’s mom is an avid conkmongrel ever since master came around”

by MasterOfNone333 March 28, 2022

cockmonkey

A vulgar slang to describe an obnoxious and contemptible person

You are such a cockmonkey!

by Random Words & Definitions November 22, 2023

cockwonder

A person who is concerned about getting a penis in them all day everyday.

Hey Sam what’s wrong with you? Ohh nothing just being a cockwonder!

by Vibrant Rose January 25, 2025

Coonmonger

Another way of saying coon, just a random insult

This guy is such a coonmonger

by Fr3eaze April 27, 2025