by bo bara June 22, 2007
A woman's vaginal area that is shaped like a rectangle. Sometimes it happens to little grls that are in 9th grade but look like 5th graders.
"Chayce's pussy is such a cobbler tot."
"Cheatham pull up your pants and stop showin ur cobbler tot."
"Cheatham pull up your pants and stop showin ur cobbler tot."
by ----Ivan---Dre----- December 07, 2005
When you are boning a girl from behind, you pull out a frying pan and slam it down on the back of her head, like Peach does in Super Smash Bros. Can also be done with an Umbrella or any of her other weapons.
-"Dude, I gave my girl The Peach Cobbler last night!"
--"Sweet man, now you can skull fuck the back of her head!"
--"Sweet man, now you can skull fuck the back of her head!"
by DamianSolari December 07, 2008
When a girl/guy goes into the room of a sleeping guy and with great stealth steals some of the knob cheese from under the forskin and frames it for the guys mother.
"Stacey is a Cobbler Thief cos she got ben in trouble. He's lucky his mum thought it was coleslaw."
"Haha your mum stole my Cobbler last night"
"Haha your mum stole my Cobbler last night"
by Sinister Phil July 17, 2009
When going down on a person who is wearing blueberry edible underwear, and they fart. The stinky fart gets trapped in the underwear and released when the ass section gets eaten. Causing the flavor of the nasty fart and the blueberries undies to Fuze. Thus being the blueberry cobbler. This could also be a peach or strawberry cobbler depending on the flavor of edible underwear.
My wife and I tried out the blueberry panties last night. And I'll tell you brother she gave me the most delicious blueberry cobbler my tongue as ever tasted. I'll eat my wife's blueberry cobbler any day of the week.
by Blueberry cobbler November 06, 2017
A sexual position in which a man sits on a woman's face and she licks his asshole while he vigorously titty bangs her.
"Dude, I was banging this chick last night, and she gave me a peach cobbler... and not the delicious baked treat!"
by Covey G November 11, 2007
by yap2 March 31, 2016