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King of Clubs

A sexual position used commonly in the gay community where two men lay together as depicted on the playing card.

The best sexual position for frot and for maximum pleasure.

Can also be Queen of Spades when referring to lesbians.
Adam: "Wanna get in on later?"
Steve: "Of course. What position?"
Adam: "King of Clubs?"
Steve: "Hot!"
by Emex5 May 3, 2017
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Clemson

A place unlike any other. Where the Blue Ridge yawns its greatness; where the Tigers play. A place that gets in your blood.
Clemson will always be with me.
by Clemsonjoe May 7, 2004
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Clamsy

This word is known within tokio hotel fanbase, the main singer Bill Kaulitz has really bad english accent and thats what came out from word clumsy.
Bill: our bassist is always so clamsy
by tomsfanny December 14, 2010
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clamscaping

pubic grooming for women. the art of shaving or trimming female pubes for a pleasing aesthetic effect.
Man, I went down on this chick last night, and she had some awesome clamscaping going on. Smooth as silk, but with a cute maple leaf-shaped tuft above her clit....sweet!
by DaRob August 23, 2007
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Clamshell

Clamshell
This is when a girl thinks she is being nice by giving you a hand job, but actually hurts you by placing her fingers up and down on the head of the penis causing extreme irritation.
Joey: Lets go into the bathroom.
Rachael: Ok Joey.
Gets intimate(in a bathroom)
Joey: AHhhHHH, what the fuck are you doing? I'm leaving.

Michael: So how was rachael after all?
Joey: It hurt like hell.
Michael: Please tell me she did not clamshell you...
Joey: She did, oh she did.
by VegaEnterprises July 25, 2008
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clumsyfuck

A fucking extremely clumsy person, often only reserved for the maker of clumsy errors made under pressure or in front of an audience.
That clumsyfuck of a waiter dropped the entire tray at Madonna's table.

That stupid bitch-she fell down the steps during the play.
What a clumsyfuck
by Riff1771 February 24, 2008
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clams

you know how much it costs a month? 800 clams beeyotch
by serpeco May 28, 2001
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