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2 o clocker

somebody who you settle for at the end of the night rather pissed after having no luck all evening
hey john good night last night ? nah fuck all went home with a 2 o clocker fucked off rapid when i woke up
by mdh September 22, 2008
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cockster

A man or a woman who acts exceedingly cocky for an unnecessary or unworthy reason. Although it is meant to be slightly insulting, it is more of a jesting comment.

Typically occurs during intense, alcohol based games such as beer pong.
Frat boy: "hell yeah I just made a cup in pong! I am so fucking awesome, no one's got shit on me...this game is already over."

Bystander: "...lol, what a cockster..."
by jessly424 November 27, 2011
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Clocker

Someone making money. It doesn't have to be drug money. It just means making any money. Like you "clock" in at work. But it doesn't have to mean making money from a 9-5 job.
Donald Trump is a clocker.
by L to the C May 15, 2006
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cockspert

A cock expert--an individual who is an expert in all things cock because he likes the cock.

An individual who cannot find himself anywhere close to a vagina other than the closest he comes is when someone calls him a douche.

Also likes listening to the Jonas Brothers.
Eradicator is a cockspert.
by Kal El_527 July 1, 2011
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Belt Clocker

A belt clocker is the urban term for cycling commuter. Since normal clothes are worn during the commute a belt must be clocked approximately 45 degrees to normal to avoid gut pinch and hair pull while cycling.
Two guys driving (1st guy) " Man I see that guy on his bike like every day " (2nd guy) "yeah peep money's steelo, he's a belt clocker fo sho"
by River City Cyclist July 17, 2009
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ephrata cloister

Someone that is a hot fucking mess. Also something that you thought would be delicious and it just gave you extreme gas
That Doris woman is a real Ephrata Cloister. That Thai food hit me like an Ephrata Cloister
by Biatch Please September 11, 2016
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slowpoking her cloyster

by REALdarkcrafter November 15, 2018
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