Emily Clapton

Emily Clapton a short blonde bitch whose addicted to drugs and sex

You see her that’s a Emily Clapton you don’t wanna be here

by The pussy eating machine September 15, 2020

Eric Clapton

It’s Eric Clapton outside today.

A very hot day when the sun is said to be cracking the flag stones.
Eric Clapton’s son, Conor, fell from a 53rd floor apartment, effectively cracking the flags on the pavement below.

Bleeding hell, it’s Eric Clapton out there today.

by AliB0ngo June 21, 2022

sollux captor

a dumb gay guy like really fucking gay plus hes also a dick. he gets no bitches, absolutely zero play. and that's because instead of going out and finding someone hes on minecraft all day

"sollux captor is gay as fuck i hatw him"

by canyonsys January 24, 2025

Eric Clapton

Verb; Dating your friend's girlfriend, ruining their relationship. Named after the English blues guitarist who famously stole Patti Boyd from Beatle George Harrison

Hey man, remember when I Eric Clapton'd you back in high school?

by CyberAtomic March 4, 2026