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candlelight dinner

A glorified, self-inflicted power outage during which two individuals stare across an elaborately decorated table at one another and giggle in a repulsive manner while exchanging empty, flirtatious cliches. Expensive alchoholic beverages are usually consumed as well as a light, fancy meal that no one involved really notices. A two-candle illumination is the generally accepted method when having a candlelight dinner although Napalm Nancy (currently spending 12 years in prison for 8 counts of arson) shocked the romance experts by using 8 bunsen burners and 12 propane torches.
Usually reserved and overused for Valentine's Day, first dates and marriage proposals.
"Hey, um, so like you wanna come over to my house for a candlelight dinner? Maybe watch a movie afterwards or somethin', I dunno."

*moronic giggle* "Sure, Josh!"
by Tranquilizer Tom February 14, 2004
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Spice Candle

A blow job when a penis has been dipped or rubbed in curry powder or chilli based ingredient causing a fiery sensation on the lips and tongue.
"My boyfriend works in a curry house so sometimes I nip in for a lunchtime spice candle!"
by devilblunt October 16, 2013
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24-Hour Cinderella

A song from the video game Yakuza 0.
Unlike Bakamitai, it is a song only for those who are so happy it's criminally insane. It's no question why Bakamitai is more popular. Because not many people are happy.
This song can be learned to the point that you know it from heart, reports have said a certain dagger wielding eyepatched man has been observed humming and singing this song from time to time.
Depressing Man in a Suit: I sing for you. Bakamita-
Madman in a Snakeskin Jacket: Enough of this sad shit! Alexa, play 24-Hour Cinderella! Sunao ni I LOVE YOU!
by The Legendary Solid Seth May 15, 2021
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roman candle

A particular firework that is about 1.5 ft long and shoots out 10-20 balls of colorful fire. Fun when used over a lake, more fun when used in enclosed, flammable spaces!
Holy shit! We just burnt down that house with a roman candle!! RRUUUNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!
by darkasassin_325 July 17, 2005
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Cinder Block Shuffle

Often the the first date of two rednecks, when you knock on the door of the girl in the trailer next to yours but the only baby sitter she has is the TV so you take her out the the rusty car on cinder blocks in front of your trailer that you swear some day will be running again and rail her hard enough to knock the car off its cinder blocks.
Tina couldn't get a baby sitter so we went for the Cinder Block Shuffle instead.
by The Real Poop Ninja December 30, 2010
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Candleloping

When a person/individual is described as hovering around a candle with intent to extinguish the flame.
Candice is well-known for Candleloping around these parts.
by Maverick_80 November 14, 2011
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candlefantic

a person who likes to eat candle wax
a person who likes to eat candles
a person who likes to eat burning candles
a person who likes to lick candles
a person who likes to suck candles

most likely the person has a candle fetish
sometimes the person could be gay or female, if they lick or suck candles
oh hey why are you eating that candle?

oh im just a candlefantic
by Alcat1 February 14, 2012
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