Ed Cigar

Bad ass drummer from Central Jersey.

Dick: "That Buddy Rich was sure a swell drummer."
Jane: "Sure, but he's no Ed Cigar."

by Monkey Jones October 26, 2008

Iraqi cigar

When someone is fed laxatives and wrapped in plastic wrap like a cigar. When they shit themselves they have become an Iraqi cigar.

It is best to use heavy duty saran wrap when you make an Iraqi cigar.

by Brown Town Clown August 23, 2009

cigar burn

An anus. A butthole. The dime sized brownish pink hole resembles a burn from a cigar

"Your ass stinks, go wash that cigar burn of yours!"

by Brianne1979 January 4, 2006

sweaty cigar

a moist penis

Man she can really smoke a sweaty cigar.

by Big Daddy October 22, 2003

cigar merchant

Another derogatory term for a homosexual man. So named because, like a cigar merchant, he likes to put a good hand rolled length in his mouth and take a long, leisurely drag on it.

"Hey, check out the fag over there - a real cigar merchant."

by Wizards Sleeve November 5, 2006

leather cigar

Penis

Hey babe, would You like to come over and smoke my leather cigar?

by Latvian Ninja April 19, 2018

colombian cigar

The process of shitting inside someone else’s asshole

Thomas: dude I gotta shit

Zane: shut up before I give you a Colombian cigar

by Ryzarix August 14, 2021