chutney ferrit

a chutney ferrit is someone gives it up the arse, and probebly takes it to.

Sean is a chutney ferrit, he bumms his dad to the early hours of the morning.

by sean coal September 23, 2008

mango chutney

a thick gooey substance consisting of faeces and "man goo".

by McBogans July 8, 2003

chutney ferret

fucked company's poster, gnorac.

That poofter gnorac over there, he's a right chutney ferret.

by pud August 27, 2003

Chutney crotch

A person with red hair whos pubic hair matches the hair on their, e.g. Redheads

Hey, look at timmy, he has a chutney crotch

by Benjisilence February 12, 2009

Punching the chutney

Another definition for fisting.

Oh man, I was really punching the chutney last night. She was loose.

by Birdcore March 19, 2010

chutney ferret

from the phrase to chutney

you are a chutney ferret

by the absinthe man May 19, 2004

A Chutney Messala

A large shit explosion that can clog and damage a toilet

In had an Indian last night caused me to have A Chutney Messala the next morning
6 men walked into the bathroom with buckets and mops to clean up the chutney messala

by Muzi hunter October 3, 2018