Chuffhooks

To curse, without actually using a swear word.

What did you say?

Say that again and I'll have you Chuffhooks!

by Ribbon July 16, 2008

Chuffe

To fart out of your penis. AKA A penile queef.

I totally chuffed after banging this Italian girl in the ass.

by Chuffie McKegel Hymen. August 7, 2013

knob chuffer

a person that is even more annoying than a cock or a penis but not quite as annoying as a motherfucker.

Pete: Paul you are such a cock
Paul: YES, you're right. I think i will go away and re-evaluate my life, thankyou for bringing this to my attention.
Pete: knob chuffer!

by SarahJane March 3, 2004

chuff monkey

A person who during oral sex concentrates on the gential region of the female.

I heard you are a bit of a 'chuff monkey'

by Nick Clements November 28, 2003

chuff

An uncommon term for a ladie's love hole.

"Stick that in your chuff-box"

by Berntastic February 11, 2009

chuffbumpkin

A wad of folded toilet paper placed in between the arse cheeks at the height of the anus, in order to prevent 'seepage' and subsequent staining of one's underwear especially after heavy farting.

'Well children, I hope you all enjoyed your bean curry, now before we proceed to a dessert of prunes and apricot juice, would you please ensure that all chuffbumpkins are firmly in place'

by ant December 5, 2007

chuffly

1. Possessive of dusty or dry nature, esp. in reference to airborne particulate matter.

2. Describing the curiously perverted feeling derived from reading the kind of United States history textbooks whose authors fail to recognize their sacred patriotism for the pitifully misplaced tribalism it actually is.

1. Walking the southwest road out from Detroit, destined for Gary, I breathed shallow gulps of chuffly, tortured air and gagged on my terminal misfortune.

2. As a child I suffered through many chuffly evenings pondering such blisteringly dull questions as 'was the Civil War fought primarily on economic grounds, or were humanitarian concerns a significant factor?'

by snaab May 15, 2005