Christopher

Actually a David without glasses.

Yo, Vlad, who is that kid over there?
It's Christopher, you know David just without glasses eh!

by wanking December 12, 2016

Christopher

An EXTREAMLY fineee guy with nice nipples, ass and penis =).
Has sudden outbreaks of being a complete jackass, but makes it up to you edventually. Christopher's aren't afraid to pleasure a guy's needs as well..lucky fools!! =D.

Becca- "Wow, did you just see that hot stud walk by?"

Kaitlyn- "Yea gurll..James and I slept with him last weekend."

James- "Dayumm straight we did. It was pre much the most fabulousss experience ever!!"

James- "Yo. Christopher. We still on for next weekend?"

Christopher- "Yea dude. I call top this time ;)."

by 151yum March 8, 2009

Christopher

A Peruvian slang term for "hand job," also a common name in South America.

The name is commonly misspelled "Chestyfurr."

Dexter: Hey bro, Chris gave me a Christopher.

Khamid: Oh yeah, How was your Christopher?

Dexter: That was the best Christopher I've ever had. Chirs did a great job with my Christopher.

Khamid: Did you pay him?

Dexter: No, Chirs did it for free.

by Blow me 155 (: March 4, 2009

Christopher

If your name is christopher you have a big dick and good at basketball

My name is Christopher and I’m good at basketball

by Christhegoat40 November 10, 2019

Christopher

The name derives from the Greek term meaning "bearing Christ inside". He shares his name with Christopher Columbus and the dude on family guy who is terrified of the agro monkey in his room. He is a top notch smart ass and a great friend.

random1: hey who is that dude over there?
random2: oh yeah that's Christopher. He's maximum cool

by Aunt Pearl October 23, 2009

Christopher

Christopher is a sexy boy who always makes you laugh, he is a good person to talk to when your sad or angry. He is a good fighter as in punching and he is usually strong, a good boyfriend coz he cares and he will stick up for you when you are in trouble.

Christopher is so strong
Christopher is so handsome

Christopher is so careful

Christopher is a good fighter

by Reelikeactua1ree July 23, 2019

Christopher

A Christopher is person who can be an ass but is there for you if your having a hard time.Not always given a shot to show how he wants to be involved in your life. Not the best at getting you to fall in love with him but is able to fall in love with you extremely easily. Doesn't always feel special but will tell their friends that they are special no matter what. Will hate you if you call them Christmas for a nickname

Christopher was pissed when I called him Christmas

by A_P3r50n October 19, 2018