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Christopher is and always a awesome person. Shows off to his friends but is kind to people that he cares about. Christopher is a serious person but if you know him deep down, he is caring loving and your best friend. He puts a smile on your face when you are down. Even though he is busy at times he always think of his loved ones! If I were to give someone that spreads courage, it would be him. He shows he cares through the words he says and the actions he makes. Sometimes, he makes wrong choices to somethings but when he really wants something done he sticks to it. Christopher is a keeper if you find one. He also warns your heart when down and makes stupid jokes but honestly regrets if he hurts someone. Don’t get upset if he makes a joke about you, he is teasing you cause he loves you deeply or he just really cares for you! He makes and creates dirty jokes and he makes the best puns ever! Christopher is a great friend to have and Best friend!! Also Christopher is passionate to what he does and he is quit a gentle man. He flirts with you and hopefully he sees that you like it and continues. He also melts your heart and makes you feel safe! Christopher is the best person to know when you need a friend!
I love my Christopher because he is always there
by Sweet cake Liz September 7, 2018
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An EXTREAMLY fineee guy with nice nipples, ass and penis =).
Has sudden outbreaks of being a complete jackass, but makes it up to you edventually. Christopher's aren't afraid to pleasure a guy's needs as well..lucky fools!! =D.
Becca- "Wow, did you just see that hot stud walk by?"

Kaitlyn- "Yea gurll..James and I slept with him last weekend."

James- "Dayumm straight we did. It was pre much the most fabulousss experience ever!!"

James- "Yo. Christopher. We still on for next weekend?"

Christopher- "Yea dude. I call top this time ;)."
by 151yum March 8, 2009
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A Peruvian slang term for "hand job," also a common name in South America.

The name is commonly misspelled "Chestyfurr."
Dexter: Hey bro, Chris gave me a Christopher.

Khamid: Oh yeah, How was your Christopher?

Dexter: That was the best Christopher I've ever had. Chirs did a great job with my Christopher.

Khamid: Did you pay him?

Dexter: No, Chirs did it for free.
by Blow me 155 (: March 4, 2009
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If your name is christopher you have a big dick and good at basketball
My name is Christopher and I’m good at basketball
by Christhegoat40 November 10, 2019
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The name derives from the Greek term meaning "bearing Christ inside". He shares his name with Christopher Columbus and the dude on family guy who is terrified of the agro monkey in his room. He is a top notch smart ass and a great friend.
random1: hey who is that dude over there?
random2: oh yeah that's Christopher. He's maximum cool
by Aunt Pearl October 23, 2009
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A faggot who has a huge cock and Is a bad ass. He loves video games and he will take a fucking bullet to his nose and only cry for one hour
Christopher Is good
by Lightsaber09 November 19, 2018
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A Christopher is person who can be an ass but is there for you if your having a hard time.Not always given a shot to show how he wants to be involved in your life. Not the best at getting you to fall in love with him but is able to fall in love with you extremely easily. Doesn't always feel special but will tell their friends that they are special no matter what. Will hate you if you call them Christmas for a nickname
Christopher was pissed when I called him Christmas
by A_P3r50n October 19, 2018
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