Christopher

Yo, Vlad, who is that kid over there?
It's Christopher, you know David just without glasses eh!
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An EXTREAMLY fineee guy with nice nipples, ass and penis =).
Has sudden outbreaks of being a complete jackass, but makes it up to you edventually. Christopher's aren't afraid to pleasure a guy's needs as well..lucky fools!! =D.
Becca- "Wow, did you just see that hot stud walk by?"

Kaitlyn- "Yea gurll..James and I slept with him last weekend."

James- "Dayumm straight we did. It was pre much the most fabulousss experience ever!!"

James- "Yo. Christopher. We still on for next weekend?"

Christopher- "Yea dude. I call top this time ;)."
by 151yum March 08, 2009
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A Peruvian slang term for "hand job," also a common name in South America.

The name is commonly misspelled "Chestyfurr."
Dexter: Hey bro, Chris gave me a Christopher.

Khamid: Oh yeah, How was your Christopher?

Dexter: That was the best Christopher I've ever had. Chirs did a great job with my Christopher.

Khamid: Did you pay him?

Dexter: No, Chirs did it for free.
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If your name is christopher you have a big dick and good at basketball
My name is Christopher and I’m good at basketball
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The name derives from the Greek term meaning "bearing Christ inside". He shares his name with Christopher Columbus and the dude on family guy who is terrified of the agro monkey in his room. He is a top notch smart ass and a great friend.
random1: hey who is that dude over there?
random2: oh yeah that's Christopher. He's maximum cool
by Aunt Pearl October 24, 2009
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His name is Christopher but he's none as Chris , he's a hard working intelligent, smart, college bull......he's an acter, a rapper, nd is a girl magnet ...not to mention he is cute
Christopher has a girlfriend named Dimira 😘
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Christopher is the cutest person ever.He snuggles like a bunny,He stares at u like a charm,When u met a Christopher dont let him go at all.He is cute,gorgeous,tall,handsome,attractive,and amazing.
Girl:I miss you
Christopher:Can we met up and snuggle together?
Girl:Yes
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