Now human beings worshipped the great god Santa, a creature with fearsome claws, and his wife Mary. And every Christmas Eve, people of UK go to war with the country of Turkey. They then eat the Turkey people for Christmas dinner. Like savages!
by Chacha Chamberlain June 3, 2011
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'I'm so excited about Christmas'
by lovepink4010 October 17, 2011
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Example isn't needed for the word Christmas as it is stated in the definion. WHY THE FUCK DO YOU EVEN NEED ONE!
by APokedex November 5, 2011
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25th of December
by waffle October 23, 2003
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by proudamerican January 15, 2005
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