Christanic

Christanic is the belief in the existence of Jesus Christ.

If you believe in the existence of Jesus Christ, you must be Christanic.

Christanic by JeffMASSACRE May 10, 2024

Christalynn

A girl named christalynn is a fine thick curly haired caramel girl. she probably got braces because she had crooked ass teeth.
but get you a girl named christalynn they be fine ASFK !!

DAMN CHRISTALYNN YOU GOT ALL THAT ASS!
Fat ugly bitch: I wanna look like christalynn

Christalynn by numberonehatterrr November 27, 2024

Christain 

Christain, a manly man, a mans man if you would, bulging ripped body 6 foot 2, a man of the people, the light of your life.

Guy 1: Dude look at that guy benching 650

Guy 2: That's GOTTA be a Christain

Christain by DefinitelyNotChris95 December 18, 2024

Christanic

In Christanic, Jesus Christ is the Devil.

Christanic: Jesus Christ is the Devil.

Christanic by JeffMASSACRE May 15, 2025

Christain Smelmear

A brown or discoloured stain in your underwear

darn it i haven’t washed the Christain Smelmear out my undies

Christain Smelmear by The Smeg Lord March 25, 2026

Pulling-a-Christal

The act of leaving your pregnant wife or girlfriend behind at the hospital, halfway through labor, in order to return back to the house you both share and relocate all belongings to another residence.

"You know johnny?" "...he got Michelle pregnant!"

then he got caught Pulling-a-Christal on that skut and left her with NOTHING but the pacifier by the time she got home.

Pulling-a-Christal by Assholius Dirtbagidus October 19, 2012

syron and christallyne 

syron and christallyne we're meant for each other they'll be forever, they're the definition of true love

syron and christallyne loves each other whatever happens

syron and christallyne by John alfred. III October 29, 2021