Choked the can

Plugged the toilet.

You choked the can again? Dude, you need to get more fiber in your diet.

by MikeInMKE November 16, 2013

Cooked Patties

Describes an individual who is either crazed or black-out drunk.

"Yo check out that dumb hoe, she's cooked patties."

A buddy of mine from college came to visit my girlfriend and I. We went out to a club and got trashed. One of the few things I remember my buddy saying at the end of the night was, "Yo she's cooked patties bro". I turned around to see my girlfriend face-planted into the coffee table with vomit all over it.

cooked
white-girl wasted
ham-faced
black-out
fucked

by Y0l0s4patties November 25, 2013

Crooked selfie

Posting a otherwise plain selfie on social media with an exaggerated tilt to make it look more hip and exciting.

The crooked selfie you posted at the Eiffel Tower makes me want to go there even more!

by Sparty81 August 7, 2015

Crooked Eiffel Tower

When two males have intercourses with a female from the face, ass and or vagina while the males also kissing and doing other homosexual shit

Billy’s friend- billy and bob were making out while drilling Crystal from the front and back, holding hands,and fingered each other’s asshole
Crystals friend- isn’t that a crooked Eiffel Tower

by LilRy aka Reaper January 23, 2019

chookdook

when u get in a tough situation

my car got bogged ive done a chookdook

by hanky honks May 24, 2021

Woke Choked

When a girl eats Sea Moss of your Wanker.

Man I met this chick at Yoga today. She Wanted to read my Tarot cards then get WOKE CHOKED

by BrodyMus3 October 28, 2020

the crooked man

A large razor teeth demon from the lowest depths of hell that takes it's victims and twists them in a crooked way. Only GOD knows why the absolute fuck kids would make a song about this thing.

Sally: "There was the crooked man, and he walked a crooked mile."

*Goes towards John while singing*
John: Fuck off demon summoner.

by Sugardaddy52 February 26, 2021