Fart choir

A once a year occurance in which people at an Italian dinner restaurant will be forced to fart in tune and create micheal Jackson tunes.

It smells like shit, must be a fart choir

by Jim Steiner December 12, 2019

Hoe Choir

When a bunch of hoes gather in an organized manner to sing. It's a more cooperative way for them to attract a person after their session.

"Dude, this bar down the street had a huge Hoe Choir playing on stage!"

by TreeTrunks00 March 7, 2025

Choir camp

The opposite of band camp, A place where choir kids, choir nerds, and choir freaks go to be themselves. You basically sing for five hours straight. And there’s a 60% chance that it’s next to a band camp.

I had so much fun at choir camp, we prank the band camp over there.

by Purpstar615 December 6, 2022

Choir boy

Gay man. Derived from queer because choir and queer sound alike. Used by chavs.

That guy is a fucking choir boy.

by Billybobfuckbucket March 21, 2023

St. Bernard Choir Class

Choir fucking sucks espically when you get yelled at everyday cuz ur not perfect. most of the time the teacher cant even sing and is jealous of the students in that class. she makes kids have concerts every two montha and they arent even preparred. She will give you abunch of songs to sing at a concert and lets you practice them twice then expects you to know them perfectly by the concert. she also makes you make stupid music videos that are pointless and you will get a f for the quarter if you dont participate. if you are in st bernard choir i feel bad for you cuz your life is probably misserable.

Person 1: Are you in St. Bernard choir class?
Person 2: Yeah why???
Person 1: OMG your life probably fucking sucks
Person 2: YES OMG THAT IS EXACTLY HOW IT IS!!!

by #definitionsofpeople! December 4, 2019

Choir sectionalism

When a choir kid has an allegiance to their section and will literally cry for hours if they are moved.

Director: Hey Charlotte
Charlotte: wat
Director: i’m gonna need to move you to alto 1
Charlotte: no I’m a soprano 1
Director: I know but I need you to sing alto 1
Charlotte: *cries*
Director: choir sectionalism, no one ever wants to move

by Purpstar615 December 5, 2022

Karaoke Choir

Karaoke Choir (n) - A group of people who come together to sing songs as a group over karaoke backing tracks. The Karaoke Choir sings the songs all the way through following the lyrics, which are displayed either on a screen or on print outs. The group only perform to each other, so are singing for the sake of singing, to connect with each other and enjoy the songs they might not have sung in a while.

We enjoyed singing Happy at the Clapham Karaoke Choir this afternoon; repeating the verse made me really happy!

by mob.fon November 19, 2025