a small dick that is much girthier than it is long, like a 1 inch long penis that is as wide as a pringles can.
by crazy February 5, 2004
Get the chodemug. A Chode is not the gooch. We do not need multiple words for the gooch, because the area between the scrotum and the asshole is simply a gooch, and nothing more. A true chode is a penis fatter than it is long, and while its true that a true chode may not exist, it also may, and I'm sure there are many penises that are near chodes, which does, in turn, make it a chode. Also, in my neighborhood, a chode has become such a common word that it can now be used to describe anything that is severely short and fat, such as little fat kids, short fat adults, and other things that are fatter than they are tall (or are just really short and wide/fat).
Look at that midget-- What a Chode!!
Haha, your mom is a chode!
A Chode is more pleasing to a woman than a needledick, yet it is still difficult to please a woman with a chode.
Haha, your mom is a chode!
A Chode is more pleasing to a woman than a needledick, yet it is still difficult to please a woman with a chode.
by Frank-The True Knower of the Word Chode August 21, 2006
Get the Chodemug. by adolf October 13, 2003
Get the chodemug. #1) Dude!!!! that guy has a fucken chode!!
#2) my girlfriend dumped me because of my ferociously wide chode...
#3) Your Mom Likes Creighton Catletts monstrous Chode!!!
#2) my girlfriend dumped me because of my ferociously wide chode...
#3) Your Mom Likes Creighton Catletts monstrous Chode!!!
by Not Conner Runyon October 23, 2008
Get the Chodemug. You have a smelly chode/cockpit
by my idol January 5, 2009
Get the Chodemug. by k Schizzle February 10, 2003
Get the Chodemug. "My boyfriend was talking about his dick last night, he said it's real wide... even wider than long"
"You lazy eyed virgin! He's got a chode!"
"You lazy eyed virgin! He's got a chode!"
by The Queen Of Chodes November 14, 2004
Get the Chodemug.