I spent the day at the beach and gave her the crispy pork for dinner.
I crispy porked those bitches at the nude beach.
I crispy porked those bitches at the nude beach.
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The aftermath of a dick receiving an Indian burn, but only up to the point where the penis is visibly smoking and vaguely flaming up. Usually very painful, but very satisfying. The step after this is called, “a destroyed penis”.
“This chick gave me the best crispy dick I’ve ever gotten”
“You sure you ain’t got a destroyed penis?”
“Oh shit”
“You sure you ain’t got a destroyed penis?”
“Oh shit”
by camdizzle14 May 18, 2019
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by The Baddest Bitch Alive. April 30, 2021
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