Chinese Lantern

When a man stretches his sack over a flashlight placed directly behind it, causing his scrote to glow red like a Chinese lantern.

Jake lit up that room with his Chinese lantern.

Jason transformed his batwing into a Chinese lantern with a flashlight.

Matt added some ambiance to the dinner party with his Chinese lantern.

by JbodJordyBabes July 10, 2010

Chinese Food

Mouth watering, life giving, pieces of Heaven.

House Special Lo Mein and Crab Rangoons... That'll be $12.35

by Anonymous January 29, 2003

chinese arithmetic

A term describing anything that is very hard to do.
This term has been around for years.

That test was harder than Chinese arithmetic.

by Dridian January 3, 2016

Chinese rigma

When you have no clue what your talking about and want to confuse somebody.

Chinese rigma up me yota last night

by Ronny sloberdog December 6, 2018

Chinese Rerun

n. The result of combining all the containers of different leftovers from a big Chinese take-out order into one pan and re-heating.

Usually results in a very tasty but unidentifiable mystery dish.

Can also be applied to Thai food (i.e. Thai Rerun)

You: What's for dinner?
Me: Chinese Rerun
You: Mmmmmm!

by ctrlU January 24, 2012

chinese buffet

Restaurant that serves a variety of food for you to gorge on. Such items include Crab rangoon, Chicken on a stick, General tso's chicken, moo goo gai pan, seafood surprise, and botulism on the half shell.
Food may be tasty at the time but will cause explosive diarrhea 20 minutes after you eat.

Boy I sure pigged out at the chinese buffet, and now i have diarrhea so bad I can poop thru a keyhole at 30 yards.

by David W February 8, 2005

Chinese Rattlesnake

When one puts rice in a balloon, blows it up, and inserts it into another's rectal cavity. The person inserts his or her penis or finger into the rectal cavity, and shakes vigorously, rattling the rice within similarly to the way a rattlesnake rattles its tail. Once finished, kick the partner in the stomach, successfully ejecting the now pressure cooked rice.

Yo, my stove broke down, so Jane and I had to Chinese Rattlesnake it last night.

by Rattlesnake God August 24, 2016