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chub chester

A child molester that only goes after fat kids.
Dwayne was caught on the show "To Catch a Predator" trying to solicit a 300 pound 15 year old boy. That chub chester always liked the fat kids.
by cbag February 4, 2008
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Cheezy Chester

1. A man who comes up with disgusting, sexually-inappropriate urban dictionary definitions in his spare time.

2. A complete and utter badass
Man 1: Cheezy Chester just posted a new urban dictionary definition.

Man 2: Oh jeez, what now?

Man 1: Well, it involves a man, a woman, and a newborn Siamese kitten.
by Cheezy Chester March 4, 2009
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Chester Oneself

To kill yourself, typically by hanging. Made famous after Chester Bennington did it. Also known as the 'Ol Bennington.
Did you hear about so-and-so? I heard he Chester'd himself.

Robin Williams did the Ol' Bennington. That's right, Patch Adams Chester'd himself.

If the dishonor for one is too much to bear, thou shalt Chester Oneself.

Related Lyrics:
1. I've become so HUNG and now I am DEAD
2. I tried so hard and got so far, but in the end, I filled my pants with splatters
3. Crawling up my neck, this noose it will not yield
4. I'm breaaaaaking my laryyyyynx tonight. I'm hanging from the waaallllllll, because I'm full of faullltttssss
by Dewwit! July 8, 2019
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Hangin Chester

When sitting naked on a wide couch with the knees up so your testicles hang freely below you.
Man, it was so hot in my house today, when the kids left i got naked started Hangin Chester. The breeze was nice.
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Hot Chester

A HOT CHESTER is when a person, during the course of sex urinates in or on the others genitals.

Adj: Chestered
verb: Chestering
plural: Hot Chesters
Mark:(Oh man i gotta pee really bad... fuck it.)
Woman: Did you just Hot Chester in me? Can i get pregnant from that?
by PureWater June 6, 2007
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Chester Bennington

the epitome of all things intense.
Some wacko: what is this, pop tart?

Me: it's a Chester Bennington thing.
by Nizrhane Abdallah January 18, 2004
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chester backster

1.A coloquial phrase used to describe a type of wedgie, ripping from the chest to the back.

2.A gay associate, see pye.
1. If you don't shut up your going to recieve the mother of all chester baxter.

2. Chester, get your hand of pyes crotch.

chester backster
by hickorydickory October 2, 2006
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