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Charitable Disguise

A ridiculous orange comb-over used to hide a dick or asshole. This is the kind of thing you'd see on a politician whose proper place is on a street corner with a pet monkey doing tricks on a mini piano hoping for so much as a sideways glance.
I just saw our boy D Dog stiff elementing himself in the corner. I wish he'd at least put a charitable disguise over that thing.
by Sherbert A. July 29, 2020
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Charity Worker

Someone, usually a friend or an acquaintance, that will get you off or have sex with you when you need to bust a nut or need to get railed.
I had to see my charity worker last night. My balls were full and needed to be emptied.

My neighbor has managed to turn me into her charity worker. He boyfriend can’t keep up so she slips over each night for a little gut rearranging.
by Dick Onchin September 22, 2020
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the charity stripe

An pop-rock band from Seattle, WA.
The Charity Stripe released it's 3rd album, the Pink Corvette EP, in 2010.
by cienfuegos July 23, 2010
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chump charity

Getting money from your parents for doing nothing like a spoiled bitch
John: I just got paid twenty dollars from my parents for no reason

Greg: Sounds more like chump charity to me
by Sitykid5 October 4, 2016
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chug bleach for charity

Chugging bleach (preferably Clorox or Tide) for charity.
Timmy: Hey mom! I'm gonna go chug bleach for charity!
Mom: have fun son, now don't kys.
by Timmy/Mat lmao May 18, 2016
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chaitu

to be beautiful, lovely, loved by all, especially people of opposite gender
by yingpingtong August 20, 2007
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charity shop

a shop which people donate there unwanted junk to inorder for some poor etheopian kid to benifit from the sale.
a charity shop is my number one source for incomplete jigsaw puzzles
by ally pow January 6, 2006
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