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Ass-Cracking

Putting the crack of your buttocks on linear property.
Joe: Don't you hate it when people are Ass-Cracking the poles on subways?
by Shohn Shmoe April 30, 2012
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Tea cracking

Tea cracking is when someone slips their balls into another person's ass crack for a little rest.
He balled so hard, they resorted to tea cracking a few minutes before proceeding to more aforementioned balling.

"Hey! That's my crack," she exclaimed when I tea cracked her.
by FT3NJMJ July 8, 2018
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Chucking a Cooper

Not coming to school for a long time or period-aka becoming addicted to fortnite.
We heard that bob was chucking a cooper today.
by JManthe675 September 10, 2018
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Clacking

Verb. For one to swing one's scrodum back and forth until a sound is heard. The sound can either be high pitched like a slap, or it can be deep like your ball sack is jelly. While swinging your fellow peers encourage you to trust forward harder, propelling the sack to make an intense clacking noise. The person who makes the louder noise with their ball bag is the champion of NYM&FR.
I thought it could never be done, it was terrible, yesterday I clacked so hard my sac started to bleed profusely. I screamed but luckily my friends were there to massage the pain away.
by M&F Race May 14, 2005
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Fat-checking

A derivative of "fact-checking" when applied to the large inventory of fiction spouted by a fat-headed political candidate.

Origin: Hillary Clinton, second Presidential Debate, October 9th, 2016
"Of course my opponent can't say whatever he likes, but please know we will be fat-checking, uh, fact-checking his assertions."
by coining buttress October 10, 2016
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