cerian

bloody legend

cerian is a right bloody legend

by Buttercup January 25, 2004

certified hustla

someone who can manage money very well and do it in a slick way that no one else can. basicaly they are good at what they do and they stick to it.

they are also known as being legit

dammmnn that girl is a certified hustla

by mariah ostrander October 4, 2008

CRT Certified

A funny way of describing non hd tv's or dvd's or cable boxes etc.

Josue: Jonathan my CRT Certified exploded!
Jonathan: Just purchase a Sony Bravia HDTV duh!

by LOSTINOZ May 29, 2009

Cerina

(verb) A tricky femdom sexual maneuver that is set into motion by the male thrusting from the top in the missionary position. Without warning, the female partner flips him over onto his back, pins him down, and inserts her index finger into his anus. His prostate is unceremoniously pressed and he's made to expel his seed onto the sheets instead of into her.

Made famous by Cerina Vincent in the 2002 horror film Cabin Fever.

Rumor has it that Miranda performed a Cerina on her husband on their wedding night, and that's why he has her last name.

Marcy smirked smugly after she Cerinaed Paul.

by MarcyFromCabinFever August 20, 2019

I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator

Translates to I'm Josie, and 100 dollars is an understatement.

I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator is something you wouldn't say on a first date.

by ManHandle669969 April 16, 2017

Certified Cock Technician

A very experienced female that knows her way around the male penis and able to take her partner to ejaculation at will. Often very good with her blowjobs, being able to deepthroat and pay attention to the balls while having exceptional tongue skills. A certified Cock Technician's only goal is servicing and pleasuring her partner's cock with an expertise matched by very few. This coveted certification is tough to earn and those lucky few labeled shall be extremely experienced, filthy, and well tested.

Man, I pulled Mary from the bar last night. Wow! Let me tell you, she is certified cock technician!

by JD100 February 26, 2010

Certified 20

Based on a attractiveness scale of 1 to 10. A certified 20 exceeds the attractiveness scale by 10 points.

Basically, he/she is really HOT!

Check out that chick. She is a certified 20 for sure.

by TheMaximus December 14, 2010