Maryland Cement Mixer

When a group of males ejaculate into a woman's anus while rolling her and when everyone has finished tilt her over and let the semen pour out resembling cement being poured

Me and the guys performed the Maryland Cement Mixer on Stacy the other day

by biggyy January 8, 2016

cement mixer

A common name for a porno, though a cement mixer is a special type of porno where body parts are arranged in incredible artistic arrangements....like when you get a flower arrangement and they make em all pretty.

Yea I'd have a cement mixer with those girls! IF YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN *wink wink*

I was watching this crazy cement mixer yesterday where this girl clamped this dude in a pretzel with her legs.

by JJSupah August 26, 2004

New York Cement

2 Men from the US state of New York dress in construction uniforms. 1 Of the men covers himself in human feces, The other one lays down on a flat surface not moving. The man covered in human feces rolls himself over the man laying.

I just watched this disgusting video of these guys doing this thing called, " New York Cement. "

by eric harris?dlyan klebold June 26, 2019

Alabama Cement Mixer

This is when little sister is giving dad a blow job and he finishes in her mouth. She then hold it in and continues to give her brother head until he finishes. After that, she opens her mouth and swirls the load with her tongue. Thus the Alabama cement mixer? The commercial version of the Alabama cement mixer is win father and son find a prostitute to provide the same service.

Hey Billy, tell your sister it’s time for an Alabama cement mixer.

by Rotten robbie April 24, 2023

cement mixer

A foul joke/prank performed. While perturbed, you take a dump inside a laundry machine dryer thats filled with your white laundry. You then run the dryer to 'mix the cement' and leave hardened skid marks on the victim's wardrobe.

I went in to grab my whites from the dryer and found that I had received a cement mixer.

by Johnny Nightlife February 13, 2007

drink a cement milkshake

to man-up and get over a problem you're having

Richard's friend kept whining about his girlfriend leaving him so he told him to drink a cement milkshake and harden the fuck up.

by Prodmod September 11, 2010

Cement Mixer

While an erect penis is inside an oriface, rotate your partner's body clockwise without removing your penis. For maximum stimulation, try the counter-clockwise method.

"Hey Rick, wanna go to my house after Sunday service and give me the Cement Mixer."

by mattadamBLACKATTACK July 5, 2009