Cardonaville

Last stop on the trainwreck express line for teams who are soooooo overrrated, they lose to football teams that are lucky to have enough in their budgets to afford uniforms. Town was named for one Edwin Cardona, the father of all bandwagon jumpers. Legend has it that after losing to the New York Jets in Super Bowl III, coach Don Shula proclaimed "What can I say, we were "Cardona'd". Mike Tyson himself, on losing to Buster Douglas, exclaimed "I don't think I was over confident or took Buster lightly, I just woke up this mornning and had the mark of the "Cardona"; I lost that fight before I even left my house."

Keith Jackson: "Whoa Nelly... I do believe that after losing to Div. II Appalachian State, Michigan has caught the last train to Cardonaville."

by robaphonic September 14, 2007

Adam Carson

Adam Carson is the drummer for the band AFI. He has a unique style of drumming, and is amazing at what he does. His music is full of emotion, and helps complete the general awesome-ness of the band.
He also likes pirates. Which automatically makes him cooler then you.

Adam Carson is the most awesomely radtastic drummer ever.

by Stabs August 26, 2005

Dirty carson

When you realise that you dont want to be in a relationship so you drop a rock on your head.

Yo so your husband went and committed a dirty carson.

by Big_Carl April 13, 2020

Carson Daly

1. Viacom’s most popular bitch.
2. Talentless, personality-impaired, self-important, moron who sells out on a daily basis.
3. Someone who is 30 yet acts 14.
4. A Massive tool See: “Tool”

1. “Carson, Please play ‘N*SYNC’ because they are soo HOT!”
2. “Wow, Carson Daly kissed both Eminem and Christina Agulera’s ass in under 30 minutes!
3. “Did you see ‘TRL’ yesterday? Carson got so excited by N*SYNC that he jumped on Justin Timberlake’s Back!”
4. a. “Hi, welcome to TRL I’m Carson Daly.”
b. “Hi welcome to Last call I’m Carson Daly.”
c. “That’s some good TV right there”

by D1whoknosu December 25, 2003

Carson

really chill, funny, cute, and pretty freaking awesome- he's a laid back dude and y'all would be pretty luckyyyyy to have a (specific) guy named carson

Becky; "Oml I like Carson"
Other girl"omg no way"

by Cha chime August 29, 2017

carson

Name given to someone that is the Pimp Hand of God.

I am the mother fucken Carson.

by VMFA225 May 14, 2008

Carson Campbell

The act of slapping a ho for your money

Hey Wanisha gimme your money or I'm gonna Carson Campbell you!!

by Carson Cambell April 27, 2008