The Angry Carpenter

The Angry Carpenter - Tie your girlfriend to a workbench and proceed to use sandpaper upon her Vagina, once smooth feel free to have sex with the bloody remains

Poor mrs Jamison, she died from The Angry Carpenter.
she was such a good teacher. Damn sandpaper is rough.

by The Comic November 5, 2012

Jewish Carpenter

Smatha

Smatha is such a Jewish carpenter.

by Bimbothebuttfucker February 23, 2022

Fan at a Sabrina Carpenter Listening Party

You’re sick, or afflicted by an illness.

X: “You’re sick if you enjoy this!”

Y: “Well, call me a Fan at a Sabrina Carpenter Listening Party!”

by CarpenterTea August 19, 2025

Sabrina carpenter

When you go over to a girls house and eat her out then you proceed to leave and come back home to your girlfriend/wife and she tastes the other girls vagina.

I just pulled a Sabrina carpenter last night.

by Wilbanksss June 19, 2025

Pure Carpenter

A mustache containnng ejaculate.

Dude. That was gayer than a Pure Carpenter.

by Pure Jessica August 3, 2017

carpenter grip

When a girl is blowing you and you grab your dick like a hammer and pound her head with it.

I was getting a bad blowjob so I gave her the carpenter grip.

by Fruit Thimble May 4, 2019

jack carpenter

handsome and cute and an anerexitic who plays smash bros and likes to smash his bros

i am jack carpenter and i love tyler stone and being gay for noah carey

by ya boiiiyaboiii September 24, 2019