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sabrina carpenter 

When you tie her down and force her to wear a blonde wig, fill a condom up with cum and mayo and freeze it then enter it in her anus while you enter a condom full of her period blood in yours then when said liquids melt you bath in mixture of them to slow jazz while your aunt fingers her and suxks you off in the florescent moonlight
she wants me to sabrina carpenter her
sabrina carpenter by Changed now September 5, 2023
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Naughty Carpenter 

when you strip down naked and send guys nudes in order to sell drugs
“yo bro I think my drug dealer Noah is a naughty carpenter”
Naughty Carpenter by stinky cooter September 30, 2023

mr carpenter 

best chili maker, creator of the catapult in nj, world famous pantie model, inventor of the nuclear bomb, and the greatest teacher of all time.
Mr carpenter won’t stop slaying, hes making everyone jealous.

Don’t cry, everyone is madly in love with mr Carpenter.
mr carpenter by oakpokesyourmom October 20, 2023

Sabrina Carpenter. 

I love Sabrina Carpenter.
Sabrina Carpenter. by aku sayang January 15, 2024

dylan carpenter 

I kleptomaniac Skeletor looking tweaker that loves to ride bicycles but sucks at it and occasionally has to suck a dick just to get by
Make sure you lock the car there's a bunch of Dylan Carpenters around here they might try and suck your dick

Aggie Carpenter Mom 

The only female to graduate the USDOL Carpenter Apprenticeship hosted by TAMU; evaluated as "being female she is a distraction to the male workers".

Employed 24 years at Texas A&M University, College Station, Texas 77845.

Terminated just before her 50th birthday for "work performance", 296 days after submitting a complaint of
discrimination with the EEOC.

Fee waiver approved STXCOURT, Alumni Judge failed to provide a court hearing. or the requested Jury trial, but denied the TXOAG Motion to Dismiss.
"Not too many women out there can say they submitted a pro se discrimination compliant all the way to SCOTUS, against Texas A&M

University, like Aggie Carpenter Mom & wind up referred to in Court documents as "Mr.O" following having been evaluated as "being female".

Dirty Carpenter 

Kayla is such a Dirty Carpenter. She loves to salt Paige's butthole.
Dirty Carpenter by carpenters August 16, 2024